I love this one!
"the only reason I respond at all is I’m from the street and I don’t walk away from a fight."
You ain't from the streets you come directly off your mothers couch bitch! Another one of your bullshit lies.
Hey I take it seriously when someone threatens my life.
I have documented this and will let the local authorities know of your intentions.
I guess I should call Amnesty International on you since you obviously believe in taking someone's life!
Saab Lofton // Jun 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm
"Dr. Ellis, would you please fuck up the way the stalker's brain works with a piece of rebar? Thank you."
THE JOKES GETTING OLD!
God this has to be the funniest shit Saab has said in like a day or so! Saab was requesting over the internet to have someone drive him to Portland and this was his excuse for never having learned how to drive.
"I've never learned to drive a car (cartooning took that much of my time over the years)"
What cartooning would that be? Three zerox sheets stapled together called Dufus the Rat!
Dude when the story was first told it was funny but now the jokes grown stale. Please list all the comics you have drawn to date and let us know how we the people might purchase them? As far as driving a car goes I'm sure it was just a matter of choice so you would have another excuse not to be responsible for yourself!
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MR.HOLLYWOOD
Saab Lofton
"I have turned down a number of Hollywood producers who want to make a movie with my black superheroes as a comedy."
YEAH RIGHT, I'M FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW! You're a fucking tool!
Saab Lofton's racist statements of the white spoiled privileged
Lord knows how far those whites are willing to go to maintain today's status quo.
Let's face it, all too many whites view the 21st century as their last stand
If the Democrats would stop watering down their beliefs to appeal to all the dumb white guys out there, they'd win
I mean whites have to collectively overcome their economic masochism
The comfort of fat, spoiled and ignorant Americans
This means there will NEVER be a point in which whites will be let off the hook
It's been my experience that hippies are usually spoiled white kids rebelling against their uptight parents;
I wish I was bigger! Cindy Sheehan quit and yet she's an icon. I've been at this for over two decades and yet I'm still obscure! Goes to show white women are more powerful than black men
their subliminal belief in the supposed necessity of white dominance alone will keep them from funding my work.
and since the comfort level of a white American woman is sacrosanct
Ensuring that some spoiled yuppie will never know a moment of discomfort? Again, the exalting of white America's comfort level ...
White fear is profitable
there's still this "profitable" fear all too many whites have
Unfortunately, there's talk of casting some white guy as Captain Marvel
First, seeing as how white left-wingers are more statistically likely to be related to a Republican than any other demographic
Mainly because the white left is afraid for the lives of their ig-nant kinfolk:
white leftists are more concerned with the fate of their right-wing relatives
this is about something all too many whites have yet to deal with. This expectation for blacks to be eternally masochistic workaholics
And then white people -- 90 percent of the guns in this country are bought out in the white suburbs where you don't need them because there's virtually no crime
can be as difficult as explaining that a white woman can marry a black man without the world coming to an end
White liberals and New Age hippies who're related to people like O'Reilly claim I'm in danger of being consumed with anger; that if I don't "tone it down
FOX has had left-wingers (Alan Colmes don't count -- he makes Clark Kent seem macho
I guess it was just too much for white comic fans to have their white hero fall from grace and take responsibility for what he did
Most white people are uncomfortable with people of color gaining power
the concept of a superhero of color is an uneasy thought to most white Americans
Given the amount of resistance there's been to John Stewart taking Hal Jordan's place, is it any wonder why white supremacists have such a problem with their distant descendants looking like Halle Berry .?
The only reason the Religious Right demonizes the erasure of global borders is because whites are a minority worldwide
If any of the spoiled in the world are the least bit incredulous over why is it Chavez would want or even need more power in order to better help the poor,
I also would tell the spoiled to go slumming
blacks have to perform a task twice as well as whites just to get by
First World whites wallow in gratuitous cynicism like a pig in slop
I've always suspected that the reason why whites are so corny and will laugh at the most insipid shit is because their lives are so boring
WHO'S SO BORED AND SPOILED IN LIFE
what exactly gives white boys the right to talk this much trash?
Not all of us has white skin privilege,
How spoiled would one have to be to bother to point this out
What "arrogant, obnoxious attitude"?! You people ARE in fact spoiled!
When whites protest, it's to be hip and fashionable .
"Dan" sounds like yet another one of the spoiled
you've already proved yourself to be spoiled by viewing me in such a simplistic manner
That's petty and that's spoiled, period
not only does it let the rich/powerful off the hook big time, but it is SPOILED as a motherfucker
something the spoiled can't grasp because, well, they're spoiled
Again the difference between someone who's spoiled enough not to have to worry about the bills every month
who exactly am I offending? A bunch of spoiled whites who have the luxury to sit by a computer in the First World and be SOOO fucking concerned about my ego
Picking on a black man who's fighting for his very survival all because YOUR spoiled ass was bored!
whether or not I'm offending the spoiled and privileged. And pointing out how spoiled and privileged all too many whites are is factual, it's NOT encouraging bad blood-though I'm sure spoiled whites would love for folks to think it is
but would get a white boy's ass whupt if he said it
That goes for anyone else in this country of all countries who's white and pretty and at least lower middle class. GET OVER IT
For far too long, the poetry circuit has been dominated by spoiled white kids whining about insignificant things.
I tried to explain to the punks how their white-skin privilege got their black friend in trouble
One of my favorite examples of how blind whites can be to their societal privilege
And being white, the odds are you're more statistically likely to be friends with/related to some FOX News Republican than I am
thus wasting all the more time/energy which could be directed at the enemy as someone SPOILED would do
Only someone SPOILED by white privilege would find a future devoid of war and poverty to be "pansy
Only someone already spoiled and inconsiderate would consider making the world a better place
existence of white privilege/dominance
Sheehan quit! She's not taking a break, she's quitting! How dare Sheehan quit with all the privilege she has to spare?
Sheehan's claim to fame is that her son was a SOLDIER in IRAQ-and since most of the left are whites with right-wing relatives, Casey's military record was used to appeal to said relatives (instead of simply telling said relatives how wrong they were
but that still doesn't change the fact that she's famous solely because white leftists figured her son's military background would impress their right-wing relatives
DICTATOR ALERT
That's exactly right you are a scared ass pathetic hypocrite!
I have to be anonymous because of communists like you. If you were ever to get into power you would surely seek retribution!
As for protecting your website ( another one of your many lies) I haven't ever touched it. The only thing I have done is comment on your excuse ridden article on why you can't work because of the "SPOILED WHITE PRIVILEGED"
"it is understandable that (for once) I took the same stance that Castro does".
"I don't approve of the censoring of dissidents in Cuba, but I understand it: There's a historically legitimate fear that a counter-revolution will take Cuba's free, universal health care away".
That's right Saab believes free health care is more important then actually being free.
But don't believe me here's the link, read it for yourself
1. http://coanews.org/article/2008/a-tale-of-two-savages
Because you are a Totalitarionist masking yourself as an anarchist activist. I'm certain without a shadow of a doubt that if you ever had any real power you would certainly take revenge on those who disagree with your warped sense of reality!.
And what do I do with my free speech? I try to expose those that pose a dangerous prospect for the freedom we all would protect from a would be dictator such as Saab Lofton-I do not want Saab Lofton to die I would like to see him evicted from subsisted housing as he refuses to work for a living. Your life is not at stake and I've every right to expose you as the fraud you are..
"There's NOTHING "unverifiable" about the sales of my work."
Sure that's why most of what you had posted on Wikipedia has been removed because it's unverifiable.
This is what his Wikipedia page first looked like before I started challenging the facts!
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saab_Lofton&oldid=216645023
This is what it looks like now without all his unverifiable bullshit in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Lofton
and most likely it will be deleted because He isn't really notable at all.
[I HAVE BEEN AND WILL REMAIN VANDALIZING YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE UNTIL THEY TAKE THAT UNDESERVED PEACE OF SHIT OFF THEIR SITE]
You are not notable and therefore do not deserve the right to stand among professionals that actually know what it means to be a novelist!
As for
Battle Neverending,
October of 1998, was 500 copies
April of 2005, was 1,000 copies
December of 2005, was 2,000
= 3500 copies which you claimed sold in one year, I don't think so (see this goes to your lying about how you sell everything in record time).
"I sold all three thousand copies of Btl Nvrg within the span of a year."
Your statement not mine. This is what you call a lie used to prove your book is so great it that it must of broken someone's imaginary sales record.
here's the link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Phoebe#Concerning_the_vandalism_of_Saab_Lofton27s_page_.28and_the_sources_as_well.29
"NOW, the rain (it rains a LOT in Seattle) kept me from selling copies every-single-day. So if one were to take each day I DID work - and consecutively add all those days together statistically speaking, I sold an average of a few copies per day or 3,000 per year!"
I like his fuzzy math!
Now on to the next doozy!
"However, his claim to fame is the novel he wrote while still in the dorms at San Francisco State University, A.D., which was so radical a book it got him kicked out of college in 1997."
See this statement in and of itself is so disingenuous. Trying to make himself appear as ubber radical and that every one is trying to squelch his speech.
Here's the real story:
"Lofton wrote "A.D." while a student at San Francisco State University and spent so much time hawking the book A.D. when it was published three years ago that his grades began to fall and the university cut off his financial aid."
He dropped out a few credits shy of getting his film degree and moved in with his mother in Bremerton".
But don't believe me here's the link, read it for yourself
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19981101&slug=2781130
And yes I have heard his ridiculous excuse ...
"too radical means I "spent so much time hawking the book" because I had to overcompensate for all the (CORPORATE censorship surrounding the book. ) Had I an easier time "hawking" the book, there'd have been more time for grades. Of course, plenty of wayward students have had their financial aid renewed after having missed classes for far less substantial reasons, so one wonders why was it so important for me to be dismissed ."
Because you were flunking out fool!
What Corporate Censorship? Any corporation would think you're a fucking nutcase! And excuse me idiot but lots of people miss classes and still keep their grades up. It's called juggling your work!
And here's another great one.
"I took a chance on A.D.
I had 2000 copies printed. A.D. sold remarkably well, quickly becoming my 2nd best-selling title. It sold about (1000 copies the first year)"
So if it sold only 1000 books the first year that averages 2.7 books per day for one year. Goddamn that must have been hard selling 2.7 books a day and juggling college at the same time.
That must be hard being homeless on your mothers couch!
Another one of his many claims of being homeless.
Here's another example:
"Since then, I've been sleeping on a couch in my mother's living room at the ripe old age of 37--this is a crime"
But don't believe me here's the link, read it for yourself
http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/34398/saab_lofton.html?contact=true&sent=true
"but what really hurts is when the working class looks at me as if I'm some kind of snob for not wanting to ruin the hands I draw/type with doing some form of manual labor everyday"
This is especially rich since he wrote this while refusing a day job and had been sleeping on his (remember he is homeless) mothers couch for three years.
But don't believe me here's the link, read it for yourself
http://coanews.org/article/2007/dream-jobs-or-death
"His politics were also shaped by a year he spent living on the streets."
Another one of his homeless lies!
But don't believe me here's the link, read it for yourself
http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19981101&slug=2781130














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